I’d been reading about Andreas Capellanus, the guy who pretty much made up the rules for courtly lovers. I found myself wondering what it would be like to apply those rules to somebody in the 21st century:
Courtly Love
I prowl the city until a window opens
and a pale arm emerges. Beautiful,
slender fingers.
I stand there every day, right after my
lute lesson.
Rain soaks my pointy green-and-gold
shoes. Snow gathers on my velvet hat.
I strum and sing, paying no attention to
the couples all around me, their arms
entwined.
All our friends are getting divorced: infidelity at the Hilton,
assignations in the Corn Maze. My wife and I keep busy: she with
Cooking & Wine classes. I thrive in Lute II, practicing every day. My
longer and more flexible plectrum is a godsend. Nevertheless,
Saturday nights can bring turmoil and disquiet. Also Friday
nights. Sometimes Thursday. At those moments, we dress and
leave the house separately. My custom leatherwork boots are
comfortable as are my doublet and jerkin. I go directly to the Tudor
Inn on Main Street. A window on the second floor opens to reveal
my good wife, fetching in a fine twill bodice. I begin to strum and
sing, even if passersby jeer at my velvet hat, even if my song is
almost drowned out by the bickering of couples on their way home
from the therapist.